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Old 01-28-2009, 03:57 PM   #1  
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The wife was having lunch with 2 of her unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is someone's mistress, and of course we have been married for 18+ years.

They were chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. They agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went.

The engaged friend:
The other night my boyfriend came over and found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.. I love you.' Then, we made love all night long.'


The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.'


Then the Wife had to share her story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos, and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said;



























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Old 01-28-2009, 04:03 PM   #2  
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Good one! But, waaaayyy too true!
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Old 01-29-2009, 04:55 AM   #4  
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LOL. Okay, that is cracking me up thankyou for that hahaha.
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Old 01-29-2009, 08:54 PM   #5  
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lmao! that's a good one!!!
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Old 01-29-2009, 09:08 PM   #6  
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LOL...cute!
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ha ha!

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OMG- That was great! Loved it!!
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Old 02-05-2009, 07:52 AM   #9  
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HAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, NOW that is a man for ya!!!!!

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Old 02-05-2009, 10:53 AM   #10  
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batman......
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so funny!
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Old 02-23-2009, 07:09 PM   #12  
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hahahahaha!
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