Dear Scale,
You made me think that I was losing weight, a lot of weight. You told me I was losing 2 pounds a week just with nursing my son. I believed you, even though my clothes weren't fitting any better and I wasn't losing any inches. I
wanted to believe that I was back at my prepregnancy weight at only 2 months postpartum, and you fed that dream.
Well, your time is up! I have a new scale now, one that isn't afraid to tell me the harsh truth that I still have 14 pounds to go to get to my prepregnancy weight. It weighs me correctly the first time, every time, unlike you who could never make up your mind.
We are through. No more of your games! You have wasted enough of my time.
Sincerely,
Me