Okay so I just remembered a nightmare from last night... And I used to have a problem when I was a kid with recurring nightmares of evil My Little Pony's. This was worse!
I was getting ready for work and not a single piece of clothing I owned fit. Do you know the kind of head games your subconscious plays when you know it's not possible to gain 40+ pounds in a night but be so incredibly frustrated because you can only get your pants up to your knees?!!
If you can envision every time you have been in a store fitting room trying things on and basically coming to tears over the fact that you can not find any clothing in any store that fit over your butt/hips/problem area. (if you have had moments like that -- I know I have) Well try living it all over again in the crazy zany world of your malicious subconscious.
Stupid brain.