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Old 08-30-2008, 04:59 PM   #1  
2 wheels is plenty :D
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Old 08-30-2008, 05:19 PM   #2  
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'Heil Hitler' - HAHAHAHA
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Old 08-30-2008, 05:39 PM   #3  
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Old 08-30-2008, 06:05 PM   #4  
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Who's your abusive stepfather?!

not your partners name - not your partners gender.... hehehe
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Old 08-30-2008, 10:47 PM   #5  
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I don't see the circle that says "Shut that damn dog up!"
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Old 08-30-2008, 11:10 PM   #6  
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Don't you mean, "Shut those damned dogs up!!!" EZ?
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Old 08-30-2008, 11:22 PM   #7  
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I need to print and post. I sometimes run out of things to say!!
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Old 08-30-2008, 11:23 PM   #8  
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Don't you mean, "Shut those damned dogs up!!!" EZ?
Actually I meant "What is your dog doing to my leg?"
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Old 08-30-2008, 11:31 PM   #9  
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I also don't see the circle that says...after a knock on the bedroom door..."Dad...Angie...I really need to study for this test tomorrow!"

My son's bedroom was on the first floor...under our room.

I just told him to take a break...."This won't take but a minute"
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Old 08-30-2008, 11:42 PM   #10  
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knock knock ... whatch ya guys doin'?
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Old 08-30-2008, 11:56 PM   #11  
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Actually I meant "What is your dog doing to my leg?"
Then she opened her eyes looked up and said, "Oops, I'm sorry, I guess that was you, darling."
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Old 08-30-2008, 11:57 PM   #12  
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Hey it was dark, how was I supposed to know?
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Thank you very much. Elvis has left the building lol
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Old 08-31-2008, 04:17 PM   #15  
2 wheels is plenty :D
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Freaking GARY...
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