I scored 3 pair of GUESS Jeans on clearance in Japan last year. They're size JP11. I can get them on but it's not pretty. They do make my A$$ look fantastic, even with the muffin top goin' on.
I've got a pair of Levi's in the same size, on comfortably, at the moment... I guess the Guess's run small.
I will I will I will get these beasts on by Christmas!!! How many more lbs will it take, you think?