where the crap did it go!?
Oh well, it was probably for the best since this post is going to be infinitely more interesting for ya'll. Remember hot roommate? The opportunity presented itself, I had some, and yes it lived up to the hype. Infinitely better than the akward high school encounter back in 2000. --
**For those of you who might cry foul DH is still living with his girlfriend. The attempt is not stalled or at a loss (and yes, girlfriend knows), but the roads are open so to speak. At least until he kicks her out, which I hope he does not do because she is a sweet woman and deserves a romantic movie kind of send-off if it comes down to that.**
-- The bad part is now he's trying to act like my boyfriend. And it's not in my head, I heard him on the effing phone this morning talking to his workout buddy and he specifically said, "yeah, leaving my girls apartment right now, see you in 10." Which then prompted me to holler, "I am NOT your girlfriend dipsh*t!!!" out of the open window. He looked up and smiled and batted his eyelashes. W...T...F!?!?!?!??!?!
I give it two weeks before he's trying to romance me and giving me some lip about how he's loved me since childhood. You'll know because i'm going to punch him square in his stupid jaw and get arrested. Star, Ash, get your car keys ready and put that bail bonds chick on your speed dial.
Seriously. Where are the douchebags everyone else keeps getting stiffed by? I need one of those, all the ones I ever encounter seem to be stand up guys and that is not what I need right now. Men are totally f$%$#d in the brain. There shouldn't be a voice in their head going, "wow. This werewolf of a woman would just as soon bite the flesh off my face than look at me. I want to be her protector and provider."
FAIL, FAIL, FAIL... Urgh. I quit life.
Star -- Whoo hoo! Up early with me.
Hope your workout went well.
Brie -- I think i'm going to join you on the 2-a-days, I've put back on 5lbs since January, I just don't have the heart to change my ticker. I think my goal weight is going to have to change. I can maintain easily in the size 6/8 range, but to stay in the low end 4/6 range requires my diet and exercise to be so overdone and strict that it's just not worth it. There is no way I could eat nothing but raw fruits and veggies and exercise 4 hours a day for the rest of my life. As my mom said, "A small size 8, at your height, is quite slender weedhopper. I think you're seeing and feeling excess weight that isn't there." Then she went on to talk about how she thinks it's her fault I have a poor body image because she never stepped in when she knew they were pushing us in ballet and constantly seeing her on diets (my mom is 5'10" and the same size as me) and complaining about her weight. It made me sad.
I think your bday is the day before mine, mine is the 13th.
My Maman makes my coconut cakes too! She freezes them for two days, then packs them with half a block of dry ice and overnights it via FedEx. LoL.
Ashlan -- Yeah, I know the blasphemy! But I have cut my bar visits down to once a month and i'm saving it for yoooooou. It's a very odd feeling to wake up sober on a Sunday too, lemme tell ya...
Crazy -- Hope you get the job!
sxul -- Another VA gal! We're all going to have to run through the club circuit and get wild one of these days. By that point Brie will be teeny tiny enough to just ship herself UPS for $30 and come with us.
Bliss -- Good luck on the apartment hunt. Ugh, the only thing in life that I despise utterly and completely is moving. Yech!
Taylor -- Those are so good! I also found the Kame wasabi rice crackers and those are freakin' delicious as well, plus they don't have nearly as much salt as the Special K ones. Bout the same calories too. A serving is 20 crackers and 130 cals.
Tandi -- I'm sorry about your job being crap.
There is something with hair dressers cutting hair way too short. My waist-length hair needed trimmed and I said 'just dust the ends' and she took off almost 4 inches and messed up the layers! It was back at my bra strap! I was so pissed they didn't make me pay. That's why I make my friend come and trim mine when it needs it. He's Hawaiian and started out cutting hair there where women like it very very long and would kill you if you chopped too much off. Just start throwing temper tantrums when they do that. You would figure since you're at their mercy and they know it, they would take better care to do it properly.
i LOVE it!