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I'm sitting here with my head cocked to the side like a confused dog ... in wonder and amazement.

You can eat those!???!?!?!?!?!? And LIKE them!?!?!?!?

LoL. I think they taste like sausage-flavored paper. Same texture too.:p

Try Jack Links beef jerky. No fat, pretty healthy, and a serving size is two huge pieces. They also have this jalapeno flavor that is friggin awesome.

fries and chocolate are going to be the death of me. I'm trying to move off fries and more towards popcorn, but I'm having a rough time of it. And chocolate...*sigh*. It's like, ever since I gave up soda about 2 years ago, I can't get enough chocolate. It has never been this bad. Seriously, I have been known to have hot cocoa (made with milk), a huge chocolate chip cookie and Twix and milky ways at one time. This is starting to get insane.