A women gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!"
The husband says, "Holy $%#@!! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"
The wife yells back, "It doesn't matter, just get the **** out!"
Lottery
OMG I almost peed my pants at that one! Daphne
