[little chick]

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive

Double-pane energy-efficient kind.

Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was

Complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and I

Hadn't paid For them yet.

Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically

Stupid. So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told

ME last year... Namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for

Themselves! Helllooooo"? (I told him). "It's been a year"!

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung

Up.... He hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed about forgetting the

Guarantee they made me. Bet he won't underestimate a blonde anymore.

[cottagebythesea]

That's a good one, L.C.! At first I thought you were serious, because I remember you talking about getting new windows put in.

[weezle]

Now THAT was funny! You had me going for a minute too.

[Bionic Beach Babe]

I too am blond and you really had me going..Had to reread this one...hahhahhaahhahah

[Wanna be a loser]

that was a good one.