I WILL REACH MY GOAL!
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
Posts: 174
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MY POEM
I got up this morning,
And did the "scale dance"
Stepped on-off-on-off it,
Gave it every chance
"Move stupid number!"
I yelled at the floor,
Then jumped back up on it,
And yelled even more!
I stayed the same, darn it!
The first time on plan.
It's my TOM......
So I should understand!
But that shouldn't matter,
I've shown losses before,
When "Mr. Visitor"
Knocks at my door.
So, I sighed,
And I moaned,
Grit my teeth,
And I groaned.
No loss for this week,
But, no gain at least,
Perhaps TOM,
Or the Thanksgiving feast.
Whatever the reason,
It's still forty four,
But perhaps next week,
I will lose a bit more!
Then......I came here to post
And the site was down!
"Maybe this is a sign!"
I said with a frown.
I won't have to report,
No loss this time,
'Cause I kinda felt bad,
So I made up this rhyme.
Then I came on again,
The site was "okay",
I will share the news,
Of this sad Friday!
Each week since I've started,
A loss has been shown,
This time there was nothing,
I let out a moan!
So I MUST tweak my plan,
Even more than before,
Lower fat and more water,
That will do it for sure!
Mr. Scale is my friend,
(Just not for this week.)
I will still smile at him,
(Although, I won't speak.)
He has such control,
over powerless me,
It's a "love-hate" relationship,
With numbers, you see!
So....pass me the water,
Kick my butt out the door,
I need to go exercise,
A whole lot more!
I can not get lazy,
I can not rely,
That I will be successful,
Just "getting by"
I have to stay focused,
If I want to be "fit",
Because not having a loss,
Really feels like $^(#!!!!
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