Ladies I found the funniest thread over at the Atkins forum. Instead of listing all the reasons why we want to lose weight it lists the reasons why you want to stay fat. In a sarcastic kind of a funny way. I thought we could use a little humor in our daily struggles, I hope you'll join me. We can keep adding to it when something pops in our heads. So I'll get it started.
I wanna stay fat because I love being terrified that I will break somebody's outdoor furniture.
I wanna stay fat because I love having only 3 stores to shop from and then greatly overpaying for my purchases.
I wanna stay fat because I love weighing more then my husband.
I wanna stay fat because I love going to the movies and having to get an end seat so that I have as much room as possible.
I wanna stay fat because it's so much fun not being able to climb a flight of stairs without fear of passing out.
I wanna stay fat because I'm thrilled that my underwear is jumbo sized, I mean who wants to wear itty, bitty underwear anyway? Certainly not Britney Spears.
That's it for now. But I'll be back.