True Confessions (from Alternachicks)
 

Have you guys seen that thread over in Alternachicks called True Confessions? I LOVE that thread! It starts off with something like, "I know this girl who..., or I have this friend who..." and then they confess their dirty little food secrets. Or, rather, their friend's dirty little food secrets!;) Anyone feel like fessing up and getting our own thread started?

Okay, I'll begin...

I know this girl who likes to open her dd's chocolate pudding snacks for her so she can lick the lids, since that obviously doesn't "count", right? What a silly, silly girl!:s:

Beverly

I have this friend who is obsessed, and I mean OBSESSED with getting every single calorie that is due to her. I mean, this girl licks measuring spoons clean and swipes her fingers around the measuring cups to make absolutely sure she gets every last calorie. And her poor husband. He made the mistake of grabbing a few almonds out of her bowl after she had counted them out to make sure she'd consume EXACTLY 14 of them. She hadn't kept up with how many she'd already eaten and neither of them was certain how many he'd grabbed. How the **** was she supposed to know how many she needed to replace to make sure she'd gotten ALL 14 frickin' almonds? He won't do that again. She made it perfectly clear that it will be grounds for divorce if he does! Sheesh. She's a nutcase.

I know this girl who went out for lunch and had a full roast dinner, it came with roast potatoes, boiled potatoes, veggies, meat and yorkshire pudding. She decided that she better not eat all the potatoes, so she sent the plate back with the boiled potatoes having eaten the roast ones (obviously cooked in lard). She is just mad! ;) Oh and by the way, she followed this with rhubarb crumble and custard (she rejected the icecream as too fattening) what are we going to do with me............er I mean her!!!!!!!!!

I know someone who has complained to everyone who will listen about the chocolate and marzipan based treats her family bought her for christmas but who refuses to throw them away and is working her way steadily through them.

i know this girl who gets really peeved... i mean REALLY peeved at her kids when they become vultures after she's counted and measured her food.

I think I know Lucky's friend. I've seen her do the same things.

:rofl:
Funny thing, I'm sure that I know her too! That chick gets around, or what?

I saw this other girl at the gym today and she had every intention of working out for 1 hour, but when she got called into the kids room after only 30 minutes on the treadmill, she just decided to leave. (Her baby was kinda fussy...and her toddler had to use the bathroom...but come on!):) To top it off she had her first double tall (nf) latte in 10 days too.