a poem for all of us
 

Inside me,
There's a thin Woman
Crying to get out
But I can usually shut the
***** up with Cookies

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Jiff, you are too funny!!!

Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can
usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake...

:rofl:

It's almost a haiku! :)

OMG I have not heard of a haiku since grade school (see you really don't use everything you learn!)
I can usually shut my skinny ***** with mexican food!

Ice cream works here too....

Jiff, toooooo funny! :lol: :lol: :lol:

I love cookies!

I usually sit on mine while I watch TV and eat popcorn.

Here is a haiku (since you guys asked):

I am not that fat,
I am just really big boned,
Also a large ***.

matt! omg! that one's even better!