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Sandi 05-16-2002 04:56 PM

One Pound
 
Hello! Do you know me? If you don't, then you should. I am a pound of
fat. And I'm the happiest pound of fat you would ever want to meet. Want
to know why?

It's because no one ever wants to lose me. I'm only one pound! Everyone
wants to lose three pounds, five pounds, or fifteen pounds, but never only
one. So, I just stick around and happily keep you fat. Then I add to
myself, ever so slyly, so that you never seem to notice me. That is, until
I've grown up to ten, twenty, or even more pounds in weight. Yes, it is fun
being only one pound of fat, left to do as I please. So, when you weigh in,
keep right on saying "Oh, I only lost one" (as if that were such a terrible
thing!).

For you see, if you do this, you will encourage others to keep me around
because they will think I'm not worth losing. And, I love being around
you - your arms, your legs, your chin, your hips, and every part of you.
HAPPY DAYS!!! After all, I'm only one little pound.

velvet 05-16-2002 09:03 PM

Sandi

THIS IS EXCELLENT...THANX

jiffypop 05-16-2002 09:25 PM

oh my!!! and it's soooo true!!!!

BA99TJ 05-17-2002 10:07 AM

Sandi -
I am full of adjectives for how great that was!!!!

BA

Jenniffer 05-17-2002 10:26 AM

1 lb...hahaha That is awseome and SO true!

nasus40 05-17-2002 10:55 AM

How true!!! thanks for the encouragement!!!

lorelei1 05-18-2002 08:18 PM

Amen to that! :)
You know one pound of fat is four sticks of butter on your body.
Eww!!

Jennelle 05-19-2002 08:13 AM

Sandi -

With your permission, I would like to take your "Portrait of One Pound" to my next WW meeting.

Jennelle
242.5/230.5/140
12 lbs. down
11.7% of the way to goal!

Sandi 05-19-2002 03:59 PM

Absolutely!!! I got it in an E-mail, so it's borrowed anyway!!

**Notice the sad faces are all gone!! :)

Charbar 06-07-2002 04:35 PM

Bringing Up
 
This is such an important message :)

Sandi 11-25-2002 01:23 PM

Bumping up!

Goddess Jessica 11-25-2002 01:30 PM

That evil pound. I knew it was planning something! Thanks for this expose on such a seemingly harmless entity.


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