I got a real kick out of reading about this woman's "Incredibly Busy Day".

Basically, she's got 1 child, a full time nanny, a personal trainer, and works 3 hours a day.

I wish I was that incredibly busy.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/LIVING/perso...ef=mpstoryview

"I glare at her and say in the iciest tone imaginable, "You, madame, are a gravy-sucking weasel, and I hope that you're forced to fly coach with an Ebola-riddled gibbon monkey stuck in your lap for 16 straight hours." But because I am not good at intentional *****iness, it comes out, "Great! Have a safe trip and let me know if you need someone to water your plants.""


This made me LOSE IT! LOL!

Wow, that made me want to track her down and beat the crap out of her. The one child must be incredibly tough. Oh hold on, there's a nanny nine hours a day. Well that working out for an hour and a half in the middle of the day must be a real trial what with the personal trainer and all. Waiting around for cleaners to show up must really take a toll on you.

The person who should really beat the crap out of her is my mother who worked full-time at a miserable job and raised six kids by herself after my Dad died. All without nannys and personal trainers and nobody ever cleaned the couch except her.

She's not too busy. She's spoiled and poorly organized and pretty sure the world should revolve around her. Ick.

Good grief! Someone needs to get her out into the real world where we don't have personal trainers on call, baby sitters who can stay 9 hours while we faff about and have to work 8 hours a day.

After a week out there she'd certainly get a new appreciation on life...