Mu hubby is an animal lover, so don't panic when you read this, lol. It was comical, actually.
I decided to try growing corn on the cob, after doing gardens with my Dad before he passed away. I always wanted to try growing corn, as it is my favorite veggie. Anyhow, they were growing beautifully- I told my hubby, in a few days, we'd have fresh, sweet corn on the cob for dinner. We were looking forward to it!
Well, the night before I was going to pick my first ever grown ears of corn, three darling squirrels had managed to dig up the stalks and run up the tree SEVERAL times. I went outside to water the garden, and hubby was with me with our two young children. We saw the last corn stalk going up the tree with the squirrel, and saw several other stalks hanging from the tree (smart little buggers they are, going back and retrieving the rest of them before eating them!). Well, all of the sudden, my husband shook his fist at the squirrels, and said "damn you ******* ********, eating tommorrow nights dinner! I'll get you for this!"

Our neighbors saw him do this, and were literally dying from not being able to catch their breathes from laughing so hard. You have to know my hubby- he loves animals and would gladly feed a critter to prevent it from going hungry, but this time, let's just say he was a little irate, LOL!!!!
I was bummed. Six corn stalks- my pride and joy that summer, all gone up the tree.
Then we had a gorgous apple tree in that same back yard. I love my fruit trees immensely, for some reason, the ones I planted here at our newer home are not producing fruit.

Anyhow, we had a bazillon apples growing on this one tree- within a couple of weeks, we planned on making some nice apple crisp and baked apples with them. The tree was about 5 foot tall at the time. Anyhow, two darling little boys, ages 2 and 5, thought it would be fun to play "baseball" with my apples in the backyard. We had just come home from grocery shopping, and caught them in the act, leaving us with two apples left. I was a bit angry, and when their father came over, he was embarrassed and offered to buy us apples to replace the ones his kids used a bat to in our backyard. He said he was mowing the lawn and didn't realize the kids had left his yard- geeze, they were gone for at least 30 minutes, by the time they picked each apple, tossed it up in the air, and smashed it into smithereens, good thing they were occupied in my backyard, as God knows what could have happened to them in that time.
All smashed apples were gone from the ground within a couple of nights, so the critters ate well again.
Then, we moved to a lake front house seven years ago. Missing my garden, I decided to grow one indoors, and transplant them when the weather was nice. Hubby told me he would plant it for me, I told him I wanted to wait a couple of weeks to do so. He thought he was helping me, and planted it. Three days later, it all got washed down into the lake, after a torrential downpour. All my hard work of six weeks growing all those veggies, down the lake it went. I half expected to see several pumpkins pop up in the lake in September.
