It's so sweet and heavenly.
So righteous with each bite.
How can it be so bad for you,
When it taste so right?
There's a reason for the name,
Many know the story well.
Devils food, is called Devils food,
Because your hips go straight to ****!
Battle Of The Bulge
"I'll start a new one Monday", we've heard it all before,
but if I don't really start one soon I won't make it through the door.
I start with good intentions of that I can't deny,
I'm getting fatter by the hour, I'll really have to try.
So no more chips or chocolate, no more 'pigging out'
I'll be be very careful what I eat of that there'll be no doubt.
I'll watch my waist get tiny, I'll watch my figure thin,
Oh what a joy it's going to be to at last be nice and slim.
I can see me walking down the street in dress size number ten,
I just have to resist and resist I will when I get a hungry yen.
With exercise in every form and regular daily jogs,
you'll see me lazing by the pool in my top designer togs.
So come join me all you tubbies, come join with me at last,
I'll need all the help that I can get to get me through this fast.
If you see me eating lollies or sneaking greasy fries,
then smack my hand and click your tongue, remind me of my size.
I'm sure that I can make it, I just need a little space
before Monday comes around again, till then I'll "stuff my face"!
Motivation for Weight Loss
Author: unknown
M-make short term goals
O-out with the negative thoughts
T-think of why you want it
I-imagine how you will feel
V-visualize the future you
A-acknowledge your successes
T-treat yourself with respect
I-investigate new ideas and foods
O-observe your healthy lifestyle
N-never give up and never give in
Unknown Author: Inspirational Weight Loss Quotes
You don't drown by falling in the water. You drown by staying there.
Unknown Author: Inspirational Weight Loss Quotes
You don't realize how strong a person really is until you see them at their weakest moment.
Ellen Degeneres: Inspirational Weight Loss Quotes
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the **** she is.
Benjamin Franklin: Inspirational Weight Loss Quotes
You may delay, but time will not.
David Viscott: Inspirational Weight Loss Quotes
You must begin to think of yourself as becoming the person you want to be.
Eleanor Roosevelt: Inspirational Weight Loss Quotes
You must do the thing you think you cannot do.
George Bernard Shaw: Inspirational Weight Loss Quotes
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?"
Ralph Marston: Inspirational Weight Loss Quotes
Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
Lee Iacocca: Inspirational Weight Loss Quotes
You've got to say, I think that if I keep working at this and want it badly enough I can have it. It's called perseverance.
Mark Twain: Quotes for Weight Loss Motivation
Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.
Julius Erving: Quotes for Weight Loss Motivation
If you don't do what's best for your body, you're the one who comes up on the short end.
Jim Eason.: Quotes for Weight Loss Motivation
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.
Unknown Author: Quotes for Weight Loss Motivation
Instead of giving myself reasons why I can't, I give myself reasons why I can.
Vince Lombardi: Quotes for Weight Loss Motivation
It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get up.
Milton Garland: Quotes for Weight Loss Motivation
My advice is to go into something and stay with it until you like it
You can't like it until you obtain expertise in that work. And once you are an expert, it's a pleasure.
Winston Churchill: Quotes for Weight Loss Motivation
Never, never, never, never give up.
Eleanor Roosevelt.: Quotes for Weight Loss Motivation
No one can make you feel inferior without your permission.
Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: Quotes for Weight Loss Motivation
Not to have control over the senses is like sailing in a rudderless ship, bound to break to pieces on coming in contact with the very first rock.
Horace: Quotes for Weight Loss Motivation
Rule your mind or it will rule you.
