Snow..sleet….ice…freezing rain…one word : YUCK! Therefore I don’t want to go to Zumba..the roads are horrible and I despise winter driving.

This morning’s weight: 140.5! So I was definitely retaining water on Friday…4lbs down in 3 days..lol…I don’t usually retain while TOM so i’m not used to this!


Diet Quote: Your body is the baggage you must carry through life. The more excess the baggage, the shorter the trip.

Funny Quote:I gave up jogging for my health reasons. My thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire.

Joke..hehehe..yep me and my dirty mind 🙂 A man goes to his doctor after losing a lot of weight.

“I feel great, but I have a problem, doctor. I was so fat beforehand that my skin has stretched and stayed that long. Is there anything you can give me?”

“Hmm, short of plastic surgery, there is only one alternative. Please take off your clothes.”

The man strips down. The doctor pulls all his skin upwards and ties it in a ball above his head.

“But doctor — now my navel is in the middle of my forehead!”

“True,” replies the doctor, “and you should see what you have for a collar and tie.”

No Comment

No comments yet

Leave a reply

You must be logged in to post a comment.