~Glad I'm A Woman~
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy and laugh
when they are nervous
They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up for injustice.
They don't take "no" for an answer when
they believe there is a better solution.
They go without new shoes so their
children can have them.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel and
cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about a
birth or a new marriage.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They have sorrow at the loss of a family
member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a
Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail
you to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin!
Women do more than just give birth.
They bring joy and hope.
They give compassion and ideals.
They give moral support to their family and friends.
Women have a lot to say and a lot to give.
IT'S GOOD TO BE THE WOMAN.
We got off the Titanic first.
We can scare male bosses with mysterious
gynecological disorder excuses.
Taxis stop for us.
We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
No fashion faux pas we make could ever
rival The Speedo.
We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
We can congratulate our teammate without
ever touching her rear.
We never have to reach down every so often
to make sure our privates are still there.
We have the ability to dress ourselves.
We can talk to people of the opposite sex
without having to picture them naked.
If we marry someone 20 years younger,
we're aware that we look like an idiot.
There are times when chocolate really can
solve all your problems.
We'll never regret piercing our ears.
We can fully assess a person just by
looking at their shoes.
We can make comments about how silly men
are in their presence, because they aren't listening
"The air of heaven is that which blows between a horse's ears"
Last edited by PJ; 09-27-2001 at 10:34 PM.