Okay, everyone usually makes very serious, very thoughtful resolutions that require soul searching, mental meditation, etc. For instance, I decided last year after much thought that I needed to stop cursing because I was such a bad influence on my kids. On December 31, 2004, my kids informed me that I only reduced my cursing by 10%, so basically that resolution didn't get resolved. (DA** country bama A** rotten driving M**F***ers
).
At any rate, I decided in addition to the more serious resolutions, I am going to make some fun ones - ones that I KNOW that I can accomplish and can enjoy. Feel free to add some wacky ones of your own.
10 - Take my kids to a hotel to go swimming in the winter
9 - Add a new pair of shoes to my wardrobe each month
8 - Take and actually print out pictures of my kids and put them around the house
7 - Get my tattoo
6 - Also get a belly ring
5 - Keep my toenails polished-even in the winter - so far so good, they're bright red right now
4 - Try meditating (stare at the candle and relax thing)
3 - Get up the nerve to get a facial and massage (even though I HATE people touching me) hopefully they serve liquor at the spa so I can be semi-drunk during the process
2 - Figure out how to meet my mother's boyfriend
1 - Try other wines other than Zinfadel (a co-worker commented that Zinfadel is the trailer park trash of wines so I want to see what else is out there)
Tiki.