"You have such a pretty face, but you could lose some of that butt." (DUH
..I'm working on it!)
"Oh my God, you EAT
that stuff?!" (pertaining to my peas, lettuce, and tuna salad, my specialty)
"Turn off the lights, we don't own stock in the electric company." (mom's favorite)
"Here, finish this." (Mom asking me to 'clean up' some dinner leftovers, two hours after she commented on my butt getting larger.
"I'm on a seafood diet....I see food, I eat it" (I think this is Tigger and Noah's approach to eating)