Originally Posted by Txalupa
Why do I want to eat the muffin in your avatar?? Will you have a talk with it as well?
Haha! Noooo. That muffin doesn't tempt me. Honestly it looks dry as the Sahara. Moisten it up a bit and add some you know... "goodies" aka fattening stuff and I'd be in serious trouble!
It's like the police talking the jumper off the ledge of a building:
Me: I want to eat you so bad!
Other Me: It's not worth it! Think of all you have to live for!
Me: But you taste so good now
Other Me: Your future! Your kids! Your health!
Me: My tastebuds!
Sometimes it's epic fail. NomNomNom!!!