So last night I was brushing my hair after my shower. I noticed these weird lumps under my eyes. Oh, yeah, those are my cheekbones!
Haven't seen them in a while, nice indention under them brings your attention away from my double chin.
Wait a minute, where is my double chin? I stood sideways trying to peek from the corner of my eye to see my profile. Check, double chin is gone.
BUT, in it's place, a nice swingy loose turkey waddle. EEK!!! The crepe-y, papery skin that's all empty of fat now is NOT tightening up under my chin.
And here I thought I was saving up for my tummy tuck, but apparently I'm going to need a facelift if this keeps up!