That's right TEAM it's time to get ready for those mid-summer snow cones
We have had a lot of these bologna/baloney threads...from fried to stacked in the last 2 years...
but guess what?....it was all blah blah blah
We even had the 5 Pound Guarantee Loss Pill
I am still paying off
court fees on that one...who would have thunk my
concoction was nothing more than another diet scam
I know nothing!
....talk to my lawyers!
Circumstances beyond our control
have brought us to a standstill...
we have lost focus....
freaked out about summer
Can't wear those jackets to hide the baloney
we failed to drop over winter....that we drug along into
Well fear not! The baloney angels
are with us!
They will carry us to mid summer
where we can
walk with pride through those county fairs
Some of us may not reach our goals by mid-summer
...but some of us just might
The best part about this baloney
is there is no pressure to get to our goal before summer
we simply extend it just a wee
is not another one of my kraaazeee
This is the real deal
You can feel
it can't you?
delicious county fair snow cone
waiting for you
dripping down that new clean white T-shirt....
I like to call it redneck tie dye
running down your arm so it looks like one of those do it yourself
tattoos where you
licked yourself way too looong....
So here we go TEAM
...we are shooting for mid-summer...
we can do this
Any and all welcome to join our TEAM...