Jen, they took my boobs when they left, too... So now we have two butts and two sets of boobs MIA, cruising the highway, living the high life... I am getting new boobs for Christmas, so maybe when my butt finds that out it will come back and check them out...
Okay, PC may be right, could be time to cut off the caffeine for the day!
Jen, they took my boobs when they left, too... So now we have two butts and two sets of boobs MIA, cruising the highway, living the high life... I am getting new boobs for Christmas, so maybe when my butt finds that out it will come back and check them out...
Okay, PC may be right, could be time to cut off the caffeine for the day!
This calls for an Amber Alert/APB and another cup of coffee. You can't stop now, Shannon!
Apparently my boobs TRIED to get away too...they stretched WAY out in their attempt to escape...but only about a cup size or so actually went MIA. Of course C cup to B cup isn't exactly something to jump up and down about. Mostly, however, I wish what was left would come on back up here...without some serious help from Victoria's Secret.
As for the other end...for age 37...it's a keeper.
"The Georgia Highway Patrol would like to issue a 'thong & tassle' alert for two butts and two sets of boobs currently reported missing for greater than 24 hours. The 4Bs (or would that be 6Bs?) were last seen in a pink convertible Volkswagen Rabbit, vanity plate 'sassy', cruising towards warmer climates. It is unclear how these parties ended up together as one butt came from California and one set of boobs came from Colorado. It is believed that the Georgia B&B was the ringleader in this plot and may have enticed the others with promises of onion rings and fried apple pies, something that they have been denied by their previous owners in recent past. Anyone with information about these missing parts please contact us at 848-7277. Thank you for your help in this delicate matter."
I've realized recently I don't get out much so I don't have a lot of outlets for my sometimes quirky sense of humor. Thanks for letting me express it here!
Schumeany - at your post I didn't see when I posted my APB and left work...
I have gone from a 16 to a 14!!!
We should have an Ontario mass butt shoot. Was gonna offer to drive into KW to take a snap of your butt, Tomato, with directions from PhotoChick, but you got a good snap. Looks great.
This is a fun thread. Just got on today and laughed the whole way through.
This calls for an Amber Alert/APB and another cup of coffee. You can't stop now, Shannon!
Kinda in a hurry, and I didn't look at it until back at home, so there is not much I can do now other than post it as is. 
