"Celebrity Cellulite" issue of Nat'l Enquirer: glad I'm not famous
Holy cow if any of these women have the SLIGHTEST SHADDOW OF A DIMPLE anywhere on their bodies they zero in on it and blow it up for his silly feature.
I would love to have the kind of "cellulite" shown here on Demi Moore, Mischa Barton, Sofia Vergara, etc!
TO DO LIST: Lose one pound. Keep it off.