Have You Lost a microwave, a leg - or 60lbs in weight?

[PhatPhoenix]

From www.soulcysters.net...

What Have You Lost?

Your weight loss =

1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony

...So who's lost 60lb then?

[shrinkingchica]

I have almost lost the amount of weight I apparently have eaten in potatoes this past year!!

Damn, if I could just lay off the chips and fries I would weigh nothing!!!

[2frustrated]

An Elephant's penis! Oh my! Oh wait, I put 10lbs back on! That's not as exciting, just a small bale of hay! Or 50 guinea pigs WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

[booklover]

Wow, great list! Today the scale read 278, which brings my tally to 37 lbs - the equivalent of a mid-sized microwave. Of course, this is too funny because I just BOUGHT a microwave a few weeks a go. LOL.

[bits]

lol, I love this one. I've lost just a couple of pounds more than a bald eagle

[seranab]

LOL what a fantastic thread.. I'm just starting my "lifestyle change" and so i'll be keeping you all updated!.... I hope.

[madaboutbooks]

ive lost the equivalent of a small bale of hay + rack of baby back ribs =52 lbs.
really makes you think how much you`ve been carrying around. i usually think in terms of bags of sugar or tubs of flora! mad

[Phudge]

Too funny!! I've lost just over the average 2 year-old Scary thought!

[YP1]

A bit more than a 2 month old horse

[micheleherts]

I'm between an Irish Setter and a gold brick.

[sarahgrace]

An elephants heart and the rack of ribs

[imworthit]

I think you would notice if you lost an elephants penis!

[PhatPhoenix]

Not so sure. Last time lost 13st of bloke I didn't notice for ages....

P.S: Am somewhere between a microwave and a leg....

[wana wear a bikini]

I'm hoping to lose the World's Largest Ball of Tape to become a newborn giraffe, but so far have only lost a human head and a guinea pig. Hopefuly at tomorrow's weigh-in I'll be up to an average housecat.

[Sarah Ann]

Oooh, nice one!

By Christmas I'd lost the World’s Largest Ball of Tape but I've put on a bit so my total loss at the moment is somewhere between an Irish Setter and a gold brick. I'm aiming at losing around a newborn calf in total - to make me around the complete Oxford English Dictionary.