Hi cows! Get this - someone was mean to our 3FCs!!! Go read Jennifer's latest journal entry on the home page. Rude rude rude! The internet really brings out the worst in people.
I for one am grateful that we have a place to park our huge butts and will never, ever complain again.
I'm still fat. How 'bout yous?
Yesterday afternoon the doorbell rings and I am confronted by a pimpley young man in a suit who says:
Man: Good afternoon , Mrs. P! I'm from the XYZ phone company and I'm here to save you money on your next phone bill.
Me: Oh really?
Man: Yes! You're with the ABC phone company, right? Well, could I just see your phone bill for a minute?
Me: Certainly not! Why in the world would I show a perfect stranger my phone bill?
Man: Uh, well, why don't you just tell me how much you pay every month on average?
Me: Oh, around XXX.
Man: Aha! Then I can help you. Could I just come in for a minute?
Me: You've got to be kidding! I'm not letting you in my house!
Man: What? You mean you don't want to save money every month?
Me: NO! I'm not interested. Go away.
Man: Ok, bye.
Why do they always pick on meeeeee??