I think we can all use a moment to laugh once in awhile. If you have a weight loss or any "weight" connected joke, post it here for us all to enjoy. Make sure it is not insulting or demeaning!
A man asks his wife what she wants for her birthday. She is an older lady in her 50's but wants to be a little wild and daring. She envisions herself in a shiny red sporty convertible so she hints, "Give me something that goes 0 to 200 in 6 seconds." On her birthday he gives her a bathroom scale!
Now it is YOUR turn!