Truth is stranger than fiction!!
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a
new neighbour call the local township administrative
office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing
sign on our road. The reason: "too many deer were
being hit by cars" and he didn't want them to cross
there anymore.
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IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and
ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the
counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry,
but they only had iceberg.
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IDIOT SIGHTING:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate
when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put
anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To
which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge,
how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded,
"That's why we ask."
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IDIOT SIGHTING:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's
safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an
intellectually challenged coworker of mine when she
asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained
that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind
people doing driving?!"
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IDIOT SIGHTING:
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear
coworker who was leaving the company due to
"downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully,
"this is fun. We should do this more often." Not a
word was spoken. We all just looked at each other
with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
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IDIOT SIGHTING:
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile
dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys
had been locked in it. We went to the service
department and found a mechanic working feverishly
to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from
the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door
handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I
announced to the technician, "it's open!" To which
he replied, "I know - I already got that side."
They walk among us..............scary!!
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