Gee Marti- I know how frazzled you must be so I made a checklist to help you out so you can be sure that you haven't forgotten anything.
Checklist for Marti's Wedding
___yes ___no 1. Divorced from former hubby.
___yes ___no 2. Marriage license purchased. (Please be sure that you don't sign this with crayon.)
___yes ___no 3. All Saran Wrap from all stores within a 50 mile radius confiscated.
___yes ___no 4. Dresses purchased for: Marti, Jhanai, and James
___yes ___no 5. Pits shaved.
___yes ___no 6. Exact location of wedding kept secret from Kayecee.
___yes ___no 7. Vitamin Shot taken at doctor's office. (Must keep up your energy forů uh.. post-wedding activities and wrestling Saran Wrap from Kayecee's grasp if there is a failure with #6.)
___yes ___no 8. Scrapbook materials ready for flurry of work next week.
___yes ___no 9. Hairdo finished. WARNING: Be careful with this one- ya don't wanna look like a horny poodle on your wedding day- the chihuahuas will never forgive you!
___yes ___no 10. Antonio Banderas mailed to Kayecee. (K- this one has nothing to do with your wedding- I'm just selfish.)
Hope this helps!