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Old 07-20-2006, 07:38 AM   #1
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Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really
pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds,
AND IT BETTER BE THERE !



The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her
robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday
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Old 07-20-2006, 11:16 AM   #2
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ROFLOLPIMP! Reminds me of my first husband who gave me nutcrackers in a velvet box for my first married birthday. I nearly used them on him!
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Hilarious! Nice job. S
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