Snitched from another 3FC forum but I couldn't resist. Ilene gets the credit!
chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a
glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of
"What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me, I'm
"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the
"What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, "What
are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my
gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my
hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I switched cocks," he replied.
She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"