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Old 06-29-2005, 09:53 AM   #1
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Default HUMP Day **SNORK*** (seems appropriate!)


A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy the teacher called on walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down.

Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was.

"It's a period," he replied.

"I can see that," said the teacher, "but what is so exciting about a period?"

"Darned if I know," he said, "but this morning my sister was missing one. Mommy fainted, daddy had a heart attack and the boy next door joined the Navy.
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Old 06-29-2005, 09:54 AM   #2
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That's great Ruth
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Old 06-29-2005, 10:07 AM   #3
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Ruth, you are too fun!

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Old 06-29-2005, 10:18 AM   #4
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Made my day Ruth. Just love you hun!!
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Old 06-29-2005, 06:51 PM   #5
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Well I sure I hope I never have a morning liike that! Good one Ruth! Tanx!

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