OK here's my list of "must have medications"!
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to heck for up to 8 full hours.
St. MOMMA'S WORT:
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases bust size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.
When taken with Peptobimbo can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
Increases life expectany of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "you make me want to be a better person....can we get naked now?"
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to put the toilet seat back down.
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him.
Now send these to any woman who needs a good laugh and any man who can handle it!