Another Tuesday ***SNORK***

[beachgal]

INVESTING FOR YOUR RETIREMENT:

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.


But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan

[sweet tooth]

I love this one. I must send to my DS. He was over this past weekend complaining about getting sick when he drinks beer. I just roll my eyes.

The kid is celiac...dah, beer is made from wheat. Such a surprise for him that he can't have wheat.