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Old 03-19-2005, 12:00 PM   #1
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THE PICTURE ON THE NIGHT STAND

After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her night stand by the bed. He begins to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

"No, no, no!!!" she answers.

"Well, who in the **** is he, then?" he demands.

"That's me before the surgery."
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Old 03-19-2005, 12:28 PM   #2
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Oh no, that's wrong!! Surprises are usually a good thing, but I'm not sure about that one!
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Old 03-19-2005, 09:33 PM   #3
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OMG! Sad part is now it could be so true!
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Old 03-22-2005, 04:21 PM   #4
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I just caught up to this today...

Must tell you that it is indeed possible. I received a form at work advising of a name change (usually women who get married and change their surnames). The change I received was a girl who was changing her name from Christine to Christopher...
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