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Old 03-10-2005, 11:34 AM   #1
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Subject: Bad Max !!!



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>> It was late at night and Susan, who was expecting her second child,

>> was home alone with her 3-year old daughter, Annie. Susan started going
>> into labor and almost immediately was ready to deliver, so, in a panic,
>> she called 911.
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>> Due to a fiscal shortage at the time, only one paramedic was
>> available to respond to the call. He asked Annie to hold a flashlight
>> high over her mommy so he could see better while he helped deliver the
>> baby.
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>> Very diligently, Annie did as she was asked. Susan pushed a couple
>> of times, and Max was born! The paramedic lifted him by his little feet
>> and spanked him lightly to get him to breathe. Max, of course, began to
>> cry lustily.
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>> The paramedic then thanked Annie for her help and asked the
>> wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
>>
>> Annie quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the

>> first place. Spank him again!"
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Old 03-10-2005, 11:45 AM   #2
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too cute! Thanks for sharing!
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Old 03-10-2005, 05:59 PM   #3
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That is soooo funny! I needed a good laugh!
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