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Old 03-09-2005, 08:54 AM   #1
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A man took his wife to the State Fair and one of the exhibits was that of
breeding bulls. They come up to the first pen and there is a sign that says
"This Bull mated 50 times last year." The wife pokes her husband in the ribs and
says "He mated 50 times last year."
They walked a little further and see another pen with a sign that says " This
Bull mated 120 times last Year." The wife hits her husband and says "That' s
more than once a week! You could learn a lot from him."
They walk further and a third pen has a Bull with a sign saying "This Bull mated
365 times last year." The wife gets really excited and says " That's once a day.
You could REALLY learn something from this one."

The husband looks at her and says .... "Go up and ask him if it was with the
same cow."
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Old 03-09-2005, 12:08 PM   #2
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A nudder funny one from Little Chick! lol
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Old 03-09-2005, 02:50 PM   #3
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Oh... typical man!
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Cute!
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