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Old 01-15-2005, 01:19 PM   #1
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MAN OF HIS HOUSE

The husband had finshed his book, Man of the House' by the time he reached home,He stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife .
Pointing a finger in her face,he said, from now on, i want you to know that i am the man of the house, and my word is law!
i want you to prepare me a gourment meal tonight , and when im finished eating my meal, i excect a sumptuous dessert afterwards, then after dinner,your going to draw me a bath so i can relax. And when im finished with my bath , guess whos going to dress me and comb my hair?






THE F*CKING FUNERAL DIRECTOR,' SAID HIS WIFE.
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Old 01-15-2005, 05:05 PM   #2
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OMG!





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Old 01-15-2005, 06:00 PM   #3
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I love that one.
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LOL! That sounds like my ex husband!
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My dh loved the first part of the joke, wasn't too keen on the punch line.
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Too funny!
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