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Old 12-13-2004, 01:24 PM   #1
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ALMONDS

A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when a
little old lady taps him on his shoulder. She offers him a handful of almonds, and he gratefully munches down the nuts.

After approx. 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands
him another handful of almonds. She repeats this gesture about eight times.

At the ninth time he asks the little old lady why they do not eat the
almonds themselves, whereupon she replies that it is not possible because
of their old teeth, they are not able to chew them.

"Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled.

Where upon the old lady answers, "We just love the chocolate around them."

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OMG! That is sooooo funny!
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Oh, awesome...Ruth, you are the best!
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eeeeeeeeeew yucky!!!!!!
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