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Old 08-26-2004, 08:07 PM   #1
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These were in my Weight Watchers magazine that came today. Enjoy!

1. "Life itself is the proper binge." Julia Child
2. "Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow ye diet." William Gilmore Beymer
3. "I can resist anything but temptation." Oscar Wilde
4. "The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass." Martin Mull
5. "My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people." Orson Welles
6. "I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short." Shelley Winters
7. "The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again." Erma Bombeck
8. "I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have deja vu." Jane Wagner
9. "I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is 14 days." Totie Fields
10. "I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond." Mae West

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Old 08-26-2004, 08:11 PM   #2
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Old 08-26-2004, 09:30 PM   #3
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I love the quote by Mae West!
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"I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short." Shelley Winters

I LOVE THAT Thanks for the laugh.
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My favourite has to be #4. "The trouble with jogging..."

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