3 Fat Chicks on a Diet Weight Loss Community  

Go Back   3 Fat Chicks on a Diet Weight Loss Community > Diet Central > South Beach Diet

South Beach Diet Fat Chicks on the Beach!

A chuckle

Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools
Old 08-14-2004, 09:32 PM   #1
Ready to Change
 
little chick's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: saint john new brunswick canada
Posts: 2,306

S/C/G: 170/160/125

Height: 5 ft

Talking A chuckle

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."


On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels


On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
"We're #1 in the #2 business."
**************************


Sign over! a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
**************************

At a Proctologist's door
"To expedite your visit please back in."
**************************

On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
**************************

On a Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."
**************************

Pizza Shop Slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."
**************************

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
**************************

On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
**************************

At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
**************************

On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
**************************

In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
**************************

On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
**************************

At an Optometrist's Office
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
**************************

On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
**************************

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
**************************

On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
**************************

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."
**************************

At a Car Dealership
"Customer walking In -- Is on the ankle express."
********************

Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
**************************

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
**************************

At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
**************************

In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
**************************

**************************
At a Propane Filling Station,
"Thank heaven for little grills."
**************************

And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
__________________






"The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for."
little chick is offline  
Old 08-15-2004, 09:22 PM   #2
Senior Member
 
ellis's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 15,006

Height: 5'-2"

Default

__________________
I am a runner!

__________
"Wouldn't it be wonderful to take all the evil people and put them over there, then we wouldn't have to deal with them. And all of us good people would stay right here. The problem is that the line separating good and evil cuts right through the human heart." Alexander Solzenitzen
ellis is offline  
Old 08-16-2004, 03:28 PM   #3
Conquering with SBD
 
sweet tooth's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Posts: 1,211

Default Add more:

On a Service Station sign:

Let us tire, shock and brake you.
-------------------------------

Sign on a lawn:

Your feet are killing me.
-------------------------------
__________________
Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember.... Amateurs built the ark,
Professionals built the Titanic.

HW 194
WW 186/125.75/120 May 2002
SBD 170/127.0/130 May - Nov. 2004
SBD 188/179/130 May 2012



May Goal: 10 pounds
Start Weight: 188
Present Weight: 179
Lost: 9 pounds
Remaining: 1 pounds
sweet tooth is offline  
Old 08-16-2004, 03:31 PM   #4
Bunnababy
 
Bunnababy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Oregon
Posts: 891

S/C/G: 294/261/150

Default

__________________
Sue

Bunnababy is offline  
Closed Thread
Posts by members, moderators and admins are not considered medical advice
and no guarantee is made against accuracy.


Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are Off

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
A Chuckle for Friday HistoryChick South Beach Diet 0 10-08-2004 08:46 AM
Here is a funny for a rainy day chuckle little chick South Beach Diet 1 04-14-2004 01:20 PM
Thursday chuckle Pooky Low Carb Archive 1 03-06-2003 12:56 PM
Friday chuckle Pooky Low Carb Archive 7 02-24-2003 08:42 PM
This Chuckle is for you RuthXXX Goomba Low Carb Archive 3 03-07-2002 05:45 PM


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 08:46 PM.






Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2015, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.3.2