Holy crap this is funny! It is true though that you don't have to be a beer drinker to get a beer belly. I know just as many men with beer belly's that drink beer as I know men with beer belly's that don't. And likewise, I know a ton of men who drink TONS of beer and they don't have any belly. I swear, my neighbor is probably in his mid to late 40's and he drinks 24/7 and probably has a 32" waist. This was a really cool link though my DH has a beer (keg) belly and I am gonna buy him the "no salads" shirt. He is not a beer drinker. Acid Reflux is the culprit there.