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Old 04-14-2004, 09:50 AM   #1
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Talking Here is a funny for a rainy day chuckle

A husband walks into Frederick's ofHollywoodto purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I'll not put it on, do the modeling naked and return it to the store tomorrow and get a $500 refund for myself So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least iron it!" Funeral Services are pending.

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arrrgh. That sounds just like a man. Its always the beer-bellied, balding men who think their wives should be supermodels, also.
you are only as free as you allow yourself to be...what chains you is yourself.

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