Mr. Lee was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him
on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then
skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The
next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When Mr. Lee returned, he shocked the doctor by losing nearly
20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did
you follow my instructions?"
Mr. Lee nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going
to drop dead that 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No, from skipping."
that was our Sunday *snork*