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02-05-2011, 09:39 AM
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Superbowl *snork*
A woman had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl.
As she sat down, a man came along and asked her if anyone is sitting in the seat next to her.
"No," she said, "the seat is empty."
"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"
Somberly, the woman says, "Well... the seat actually belongs to me. I was supposed to come here with my husband, but he passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we have not been to together since we got married in 1967."
"Oh I'm sorry to hear that, that's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else - a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
The woman shakes her head, "No, they're all at the funeral."
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02-05-2011, 09:59 AM
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ROFLOLPIMP! That is a good one!
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02-05-2011, 10:06 AM
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That was too cute LOL
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02-05-2011, 10:49 AM
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hahahaha
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02-05-2011, 11:08 AM
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02-05-2011, 12:07 PM
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02-05-2011, 12:11 PM
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Ahahaha LOVE IT 
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02-05-2011, 12:29 PM
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haha that's hilarious! what a fan!
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02-05-2011, 03:38 PM
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haha thats so funny.  if it was this superbowl i would have prolly done the same. lol
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02-05-2011, 06:29 PM
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Thx! *smile*
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02-05-2011, 07:03 PM
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Very funny!
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02-05-2011, 09:14 PM
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Oh, that is so funny! My husband is going to tell that one to his Toastmasters club next week!
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02-05-2011, 10:26 PM
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I wouldn't do it for the Superbowl, but I would for a College Playoff game. Pro ball just ain't my cup of tea, LOL
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