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Old 02-05-2011, 10:39 AM   #1
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Talking Superbowl *snork*

A woman had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl.

As she sat down, a man came
along and asked her if anyone is sitting in the seat next to her.

"No," she said, "the seat is empty."

"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"

Somberly, the woman says, "Well... the seat actually belongs to me. I was supposed to come here with my husband, but he passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we have not been to together since we got married in 1967."

"Oh I'm sorry to hear that, that's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else - a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?"

The woman shakes her head, "No, they're all at the funeral."

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Old 02-05-2011, 10:59 AM   #2
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Old 02-05-2011, 11:06 AM   #3
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That was too cute LOL

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Old 02-05-2011, 11:49 AM   #4
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Old 02-05-2011, 12:08 PM   #5
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Old 02-05-2011, 01:07 PM   #6
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Old 02-05-2011, 01:11 PM   #7
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Old 02-05-2011, 01:29 PM   #8
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haha that's hilarious! what a fan!
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Old 02-05-2011, 04:38 PM   #9
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haha thats so funny. if it was this superbowl i would have prolly done the same. lol
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Old 02-05-2011, 07:29 PM   #10
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Old 02-05-2011, 08:03 PM   #11
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Very funny!

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Old 02-05-2011, 10:14 PM   #12
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Oh, that is so funny! My husband is going to tell that one to his Toastmasters club next week!
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Old 02-05-2011, 11:26 PM   #13
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I wouldn't do it for the Superbowl, but I would for a College Playoff game. Pro ball just ain't my cup of tea, LOL

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