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Old 12-08-2009, 04:02 PM   #1  
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from cbcnews.ca. this made me laugh so hard i just had to share it..

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US man says neighbour's cows licked $100 in damage to his house; home's tastiness a mystery
Published: Monday, December 7, 2009 | 12:25 PM ET
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ROGERSVILLE, Tenn. - A man's homeowners insurance apparently doesn't cover "acts of cow."

Jerry Lynn Davis called the Hawkins County Sheriff's office in Tennessee on Thursday, complaining that a neighbour's cows had been licking his house. In the process, Davis says the curious bovines did about $100 in damage by ripping off a screen window, cracking the glass and pulling down a gutter.

The Kingsport Times-News reports that Davis' home is next to a fence enclosing the cows' pasture. They managed to poke their heads through to lick the house, though a deputy's report did not indicate what made the house so tasty.

Deputy Chris Funk was able to contact the cows' owner, who said he'd take care of the problem.
Maybe it was retribution for leather seats?
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Old 12-08-2009, 04:29 PM   #2  
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"...though a deputy's report did not indicate what made the house so tasty."

I've actually been licked by a cow. Thems have some mighty strong tongues!
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Old 12-08-2009, 04:43 PM   #3  
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Only here in Tennessee... lol
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Old 12-08-2009, 04:57 PM   #4  
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Being from the midwest, I have to shake my head. I am not surprised.
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Old 12-08-2009, 06:51 PM   #5  
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oh my goodness, that is something that just makes you wonder what the cows were thinking, lol.
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Old 12-08-2009, 10:07 PM   #6  
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My guess would be..... Moo.
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Old 12-09-2009, 01:40 AM   #7  
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Or "YUM!"
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