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Old 03-22-2008, 07:30 AM   #1
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QUICK PUNS TO GET YOU IN THE EASTER MOOD!

Q. What does it mean when the Easter bunny is a day late and the candy melted?
A. He had a bad hare day.

Q. What do you get if you pour warm water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies.

Q. What does it mean if you see 20 rabbits lined up, all marching backwards?
A. You have a receding hareline.

Q. How does a rabbit make gold soup?
A. With 25 carrots.

Aren't these puns eggs-ellent?
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Old 03-22-2008, 07:48 AM   #2
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What a hoot- thanks. I'll share them with my boys today (they are tweens, so I should get some eye rolling). Happy Easter.
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Old 03-22-2008, 08:08 AM   #3
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oh ok here is like the only knock knock joke I remember:

it's long bear with me


Knock Knock

Who's There?

Ether

Ether who?

Ether Bunny


Knock Knock

Who's There?

Samoa

Samoa who?

Samoa Ether Bunnies


Knock Knock

Who's There?

Stella

Stella who

Stella MORE Ether bunnies


Knock Knock

Who's There?

Cargo

Cargo who?

Cargo Beep Beep Run over the Ether Bunnies


Knock Knock

Who's There?

Boo


Boo Who

don't cry Ether bunny be back next year!
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Thanks for the funny ladies!
Nessa, have you been to Girl Scout camp lately?
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Old 03-22-2008, 08:57 AM   #5
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Shhhhhhh, Scmoodle, or she'll be posting a recipe for Smores!
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These are hilarious! I'll have to remember them for Amber & Audrey, they're both very much into jokes these days, especially knock-knock jokes.
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How funny! Thanks...I needed to smile.
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