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Old 01-04-2008, 10:54 AM   #1
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Talking Jewelry Shopping.... A funny

Jewelry Shopping

> > A lady walks into a high class jewelry shop. She browses around,
> > spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she
> > bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.
> >
> > Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has
> > noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up
> > right now.
> >
> > As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form
> > of a salesman standing right behind her.
> >
> > Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the
> > salesman greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you
> > today?'
> >
> > Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have
> > been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is
> > the price of this lovely bracelet?"
> >
> > He answers, "Madam, if you farted
> > just looking at it, you're going to **** when I tell you the price."

"The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for."
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Old 01-04-2008, 11:06 AM   #2
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Old 01-04-2008, 11:20 AM   #3
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Old 01-04-2008, 02:13 PM   #4
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lc, you are too much!
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Old 01-04-2008, 04:52 PM   #5
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The good word tells us that laughter is like good medicine....Thank you...I love getting a laugh each day...Makes good chemicals in our body...Makes us laught and smile...good feelings.

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Old 01-04-2008, 07:46 PM   #6
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Another good one, LC!
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Old 01-05-2008, 05:54 AM   #7
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